Happy Monday, all! Looks like the Queen has been up to some sneaky tricks.
Odds are, you’ve probably seen this already – but in the event you haven’t … feast your eyes on Kate Middleton’s , err the Dutchess of Cambridge’s, first official portrait!
Ohh.. ahhh.
Do we notice anything a bit silly? Like… how everything (except the hair, the painter did her mane justice) about this is so wrong. Pursed lips! Crooked eyes! I cringe.
Somewhere in Buckingham Palace the Queen is sitting in a fancy chair laughing to herself, petting her eight Corgis and muttering “I got you good, common Kate!”
Sad times for a perfectionist.